memento-mari-1402:

penicillium-pusher:

Asked my mom for a binder for Christmas

No, mom, that’s not….

Oh I see what you did there

Mom jokes… the next frontier…..

slurmware:

diversity win! your reflection who separated from you is nonbinary

obvslybatgrl:

facts

livsmessydoodlez:

tulip likes to fuck with people now that she has no reflection

bonus:

j4gm:

Peak comedy

thykingdomcole:

fuckup-perfectionist-deactivate:

So many TV shows/movies depict the Epi Pen as a total solution for anaphylaxis…it’s not. The Epi Pen gives you 30 minutes to get to a hospital where they can save your life. TV makes it look like you just have to use the Epi Pen and then the crisis is over. Do people without allergies or a loved one with allergies know that an Epi Pen only buys you time? The more I see this on TV the more I worry…

**Maybe you should reblog this because I’m actually worried that most people don’t know.

Omg so much this! I have to use my epipens about three times a year and my doctor recommends I shoot both of them in my thigh and then call an ambulance! They are a STABILISER not a cure!!

socialistexan:

elodieunderglass:

rainbowsnowflake:

specklefreckle15:

weirdsthenewnormal:

imin-loveanon:

prinxiety-logicality-ss:

my-doctor-is-sherlock:

badbloodmadmadlove:

tshifty:

wamscoastsmoker:

httpwtnv:

wamscoastsmoker:

socialphobix:

wamscoastsmoker:

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

get spooky

how does this appear every june

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

it’s june

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K I N G Y’ A L L

LEE IT’S JUNE

GAY HALLOWEEN TIME

y’all know what fuckin month it is 😎

HALLOWEEN

TIME TO GET SPOOKY

moth-ra:

ten-and-donna:

neuroticpantomime:

littledeconstruction:

clevermanka:

THERE IS A PREQUEL, Y’ALL

original tweet

WELLS ARE DEEP, OKAY

I really love the small change from “a well” to “her well”

she’s been down there for a year, it’s her damn well

Damn if I was killed and it only took me a year to get better y'all better be impressed

spooksier:

have a gender moment about being divine and human